TV ideas are for stealing. And by stealing I mean selling. Which is why The Golden Girls has already been remade in the U.K. as Brighton Belles and in Greece as Chrysa Koritsia. The Russian version was called Bolshie Devochki. In Uganda it's called nothing because all they care about there is murdering the gays and The Golden Girls, as you're probably already aware, is sort of ten million percent homosexual.

And now it's Spain's turn to give a new generation of maricónes something to obsess over in that weird gays-liking-funny-ladies way that happens all over for no concrete reason.

It's going to be called Chicas de oro (literal translation: "Girls of Gold") and it's going to star respected Spanish actresses Alicia Hermida, Concha Velasco, Lola Herrara and longtime Pedro Almodovar muse Carmen Maura (Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown).

You gotta give it up to Republicans: they know how to fight dirty. Like, really dirty. If Republicans were fighting with the LGBT community, this would be comparable to their going straight for the eyes, with fake nails, lined with razor blades that have been laced with disease.

Now that Americans are slowly become more comfortable with gay marriage, and judges are increasingly likely to side with equality rather than religious dogma, Republicans are taking a new unprecedented approach to opposing same sex marriage: Fire the judges.

There's significant speculation that Republican Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie pointedly chose not to reappoint Justice John Wallace, the first time this has happened ever, because he was apart of the liberal majority to uphold gay unions. Subsequently, three non-permanent members of the court (those also subject to re-appointment) recently decided to avoid a gay marriage case.

Even better, Republican Governor of Minnesota Tim Pawlenty (who honestly still thinks he can run for President) told an Iowa crowd of crazies they should work to oust any judge who supports gay marriage.

You've probably seen the French McDonald's commercial that caters to masculine-voiced, closeted gay boys with nice-seeming dads and secret boyfriends who go to private school with them and actually call just to say "bon jour." It's a sweet commercial, I think -- tasteful, not super stereotype-y, serious in a European way.

Way to go, Mickie Deez! Now I feel super comf eating your hellaciously toxic "food" (in France ONLY) without the fear of getting a milkshake thrown at me by the person behind the counter. It's cool when stuff on TV caters to us gays without being weird about it, and in my opinion, French McDonald's didn't get weird about it at all. Sure, we're only 10% of the population, but our Euros are worth just as much as anyone else's. Oh, but, you know who did get weird about it? The most famous balloon-full-of-farts on TV, Dame Bill O'Reilly, of Fox "News."

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As much as you might be comfortable with your body and your belly you want to look good in short shorts when you are lounging on the beach this summer. Sometimes it's pure vanity. Sometimes you just want a reason to show some skin and call yourself a third wave feminist. Either way, it's getting nice out and a lot of us have a winter belly we might not love.

Recently, I went on my first crash diet of my life. I was in a situation where I had to hav my shirt off in front of strangers way too early in the season and needed to drop 10 in a week. So I got really gay, fell into every insecurity perpetuated by women's magazines, found some lame justification, and dedicated myself to finding the most effective way to starve myself for the next week.

Everyone told me to do the Master Cleanse, but honestly that scares the crap out of me. I was also really intrigued this year's GOOP "cleanse", aka the crash diet for the stars, but it seemed really expensive since it involved lots of coconut, alfalfa, and other boutique produce totally out of my budget. Once I came to terms with the fact that I wouldn't lead a charmed life like Gwyneth Paltrow, I asked a friend's mom. She told me she once did the cabbage soup diet.

What's the cabbage soup diet? It's one of the more disgusting options out there to lose weight but still actually eat food. Basically you make this cabbage soup out of V8, carrots, onions, celery, and a buttload of cabbage. You can eat as much of that as you want, and there's a schedule of other foods that you adhere to each day.

I kept a quick log of how I felt each day. I started on a Sunday and finished the 7 day program the next Saturday.

Day 1:

Jesus I am so hungry I could eat the carpet. Just 6 more days. I can do this. Surprisingly not feeling too gassy considering all the cabbage passing through my system here.

VideoW@tch - Legendary UK girl group Bananarama release the second single from their current album 'Viva' next week.

'Love Don't Live Here' is a stand out track on new album 'Viva', and has already wowed audiences as the opening track of their live shows. Now it's set for a commercial release in its own right on April 12th.

News - In a brilliant interview with Gay Times David Cameron became unstuck on fundamental equality rights. He blathered about supporting MEPs free vote in the EU, which has not been used for years on issues of this sort. The Conservatives have been desperately and cynically trying to garner gay votes for the upcoming election, let's get the word out about this interview and hope it puts a rest to the myth of a changed Tory government.

VideoW@tch - Straight from West London, the name H-Boogie may sound familiar to some of you. She previously worked with T2 and Bashy and collaborated with Dave Armstrong and Redroche on their hit 'Love Has Gone'.

Now Estelle's little sister is set on releasing single 'The Radio' later this year on Island Records.

Get ready for a catchy dance tune, produced by Italian DJ Mario Fargetta, and some great vocals which will draw you to the dance floor in coming months.